Wednesday, December 31, 2008

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New Year to all. Hopefully 2009 will be as entertaining as 2008 in reference to sports. As most of you all know, when New Years comes, it's time to make resolutions. Instead of sharing my own resolutions with you all, here are some of the resolutions I have for some of the fine athletes that rule professional football.

ADAM "PACMAN" JONES: A year without getting arrested.
DARREN SPROLES: A year that you will actually be able to showcase your ability on more than just 3 plays a game.
CALVIN JOHNSON: A year that your individual talent will be enough to get your Lions a win.
AARON RODGERS: A year that you won't have to live in Brett Favre's shadow. Wait, that will never happen.
TERRELL OWENS: A year that you don't turn your back on your team.
MIKE SINGLETARY: A year that you don't have to pull your pants down in front of your team as a last resort to get them pumped up.
BRETT FAVRE: A year that you retire, and stick with your decision. Great career, but your finished.
ELI MANNING: A year that you are finally out of your brothers shadow.
CHAD PENNINGTON: A year that you finally get some respect as an NFL quarterback.
MICHAEL VICK: A year that the team you were supposed to lead doesn't make the playoffs while you are in jail.
DONAVAN MCNABB: A year that you don't have any controversy surrounding your job security in Philadelphia.
JOHN HARBAUGH: A year that turning your team around from the bottom of the AFC North to a wildcard playoff birth will get you Coach of the Year honors.
DEANGELO WILLIAMS: A year that 1,500 yards rushing and 20 total TD's will get you in the pro-bowl.
LARRY JOHNSON: A year that you refrain from a contract-squabble and domestic disputes involving females.
VINCE YOUNG: A year that you actually have a clue (physically and mentally) on what it takes to be an NFL quarterback.
JAY CUTLER AND PHILIP RIVERS: A year that you guys don't have a rift that has the content that's similar to a middle-school gym class.
ANDY REID: A year that your weight doesn't fluctuate like a pregnant woman.


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL

 

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